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when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
when you close it and then remember why you opened it
when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip
if you accidently close a tab you can reopen it by pressing ctrl shift t
If someone ever cheated on me I’d invite them for a romantic candlelit dinner in a deserted area and then I’d tell them stories about how I killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me, then I’d point to the trees and say “actually, those woods right there” and then I’d blow out the candle and laugh